MAKING CONTACT

FINALLY THE DAY HAS COME WHEN THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED OF GOOSE-KIND CAN SHAKE OF THE IMPRACTICALITY OF SHORT SIGHTED-NESS. AS OF TODAY ALL GEESE WILL BE OFFERED A PAIR OF SEERS FREE ON THE G.H.S. HERE IS BERNEARD MC-GOOSEKACK MODELLING A RATHER SHARP STYLE OF EYE WINDOWS.

*WHAT A HANDSOME SPECIMEN!

SECURITY MOTION

A HIGHLY TRAINED UNIT OF GEESE HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH INFILTRATING THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT WITH THE PREMISES OF HIGHLIGHTING ANY SECURITY FLAWS WHICH COULD LEAD TO BRITAIN'S MUCH LOVED AND REVERED POLITICIANS COMMING TO HARM. HEAD OF SECURITY MALKY SPLACTCH STATED, "ANY INJURY FROM SLIGHT BRUISING OF THE KNEE ALL THE WAY TO BUMP ON THE OLD ONION COULD IMPAIR A POLITICIANS THINKING ABILITIES BY UP TO 12.3456745456%. BY HAVING PARLIAMENT ATTACKED RANDOMLY AND SOMETIMES IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT BY HEAVILY ARMED AND SOMEWHAT CRAZED FOWL, WE HOPE TO AVOID ANY DANGER IN THE FUTURE".

*THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MALKY SPLACTCH WHO SADLY DIED WHILE MICROWAVING BEANS. RIP MAL.

AFTER THE BATTLE COMES THE SPOILS

THE GANG AT SUPPORT THE GOOSE HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR A MONTH AS WE WERE SCREENED FOR RADIOACTIVE PILES. LETS JUST SAY WE WONT BE EATING THE BREAD WE FIND DISCARDED IN BARRELS MARKED "DON'T TOUCH YOU SILLY CUNTS" IN THE FUTURE.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF GAVIN GOOSETON DURING HIS CHEMO!

GOOSEY CLIP OF THE WEEK

Goose Bang

*A GOOSE SINGULARITY

GOOSE SHIKARI

WE WILL SING AS ONE IN SOLIDARITY

WE WILL SWIM TOGETHER

NO LONGER TREADING WATER

WE'RE FLOWING WITH THE TIDE

SAY BOO TO DRUGS

*A GOOSE SMACKED OFF ITS FUCKING TITS

NO MORE GOOSEMARES

*INSPIRATION STARTED WITH AN EGG

GOOSE TAX

TAKING FROM THE RICH TO GIVE TO THE POOR

E=MC GOOSE

GEESE HAVE BEEN GIVEN A BAD PRESS BY THE MEDIA FOR NOT HAVING A GOOD INTELLECT BUT THAT IS JUST ALL HEARSAY AND PIFFLE. HERE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE GEARS IN A GOOSES HEAD GOING LIKE MERCILESS THUNDER.

"I AM DOING A DIFFICULT SUM IN MY HEAD"