SECURITY MOTION

A HIGHLY TRAINED UNIT OF GEESE HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH INFILTRATING THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT WITH THE PREMISES OF HIGHLIGHTING ANY SECURITY FLAWS WHICH COULD LEAD TO BRITAIN'S MUCH LOVED AND REVERED POLITICIANS COMMING TO HARM. HEAD OF SECURITY MALKY SPLACTCH STATED, "ANY INJURY FROM SLIGHT BRUISING OF THE KNEE ALL THE WAY TO BUMP ON THE OLD ONION COULD IMPAIR A POLITICIANS THINKING ABILITIES BY UP TO 12.3456745456%. BY HAVING PARLIAMENT ATTACKED RANDOMLY AND SOMETIMES IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT BY HEAVILY ARMED AND SOMEWHAT CRAZED FOWL, WE HOPE TO AVOID ANY DANGER IN THE FUTURE".

*THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MALKY SPLACTCH WHO SADLY DIED WHILE MICROWAVING BEANS. RIP MAL.