IT WOULD SEEM THAT THE FRONT RUNNER FOR THE U.S. REPUBLICAN NOMINATIONS IN TEXAS IS IN FACT A GOOSE. WE AT SUPPORT THE GOOSE ARE PROUD OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE THE FIRST VICTORY FOR GOOSE-KIND IN POLITICS. OUR SOURCES HAVE INDICATED THAT THE GOOSE HAS BEEN SO SUCCESSFUL DUE TO HIS FEATHERED CHARM AND TOWERING INTELLECT OVER HIS AMERICAN OPPONENTS.
*SOAR YOU BEAUTIFUL BEASTS!
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