EXTRA-GOOSE-IAL
A PAIR OF LOVE GEESE HAVE RECENTLY BEEN SPOTTED CIRCULATING MARS. SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED TO HOW OBJECTS WITH SUCH A LOW DENSITY CAN BE ORBITING THE RED PLANET AT SUCH A DISTANCE. AFTER AT LEAST 2 AND 1/2 MINUTES ONE OF THE SCIENTISTS INVOLVED DECLARED THAT AS THIS EVENT IS A SCIENTIFIC ANOMALY AND AS THERE IS A RECESSION ON, THEY COULD'NT - AND I QUOTE - "GIVE A RATS RIGHT ARSE CHEEK". STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION.
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