ALWAYS TIP YOUR POST-GOOSE AT CHRISTMAS

THEY SPEND 876 DAYS A YEAR DELIVERING YOUR MAIL BY AIR SO THAT THERE IS NEVER A BIRTHDAY WISH MISSED OR A COUNCIL TAX BILL LATE TO THE DOORSTEP. THEY ONLY EVER STEAL THE ODD PACKAGE BUT AS THEY SAY - PERKS OF THE JOB.

HONKY HONKY QUACK!