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Tuesday, 31 January 2012
EXTRA-GOOSE-IAL
A PAIR OF LOVE GEESE HAVE RECENTLY BEEN SPOTTED CIRCULATING MARS. SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED TO HOW OBJECTS WITH SUCH A LOW DENSITY CAN BE ORBITING THE RED PLANET AT SUCH A DISTANCE. AFTER AT LEAST 2 AND 1/2 MINUTES ONE OF THE SCIENTISTS INVOLVED DECLARED THAT AS THIS EVENT IS A SCIENTIFIC ANOMALY AND AS THERE IS A RECESSION ON, THEY COULD'NT - AND I QUOTE - "GIVE A RATS RIGHT ARSE CHEEK". STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION.
TRANS-GOOSE-UAL
AS THE TRANSFER DEADLINE DRAWS TO A CLOSE WE ARE YET TO SEE A CLUB SIGN A TOP FLIGHT GOOSE. WHEN WILL THE F.A. REALISE HOW MUCH OF A CONTRIBUTION GEESE HAVE MADE TO COMPETITIVE SPORT IN THE UK?
HONKY HONKY QUACK!
*A COUPLE OF THE LADS WARMING-UP.
Monday, 30 January 2012
ALWAYS TIP YOUR POST-GOOSE AT CHRISTMAS
THEY SPEND 876 DAYS A YEAR DELIVERING YOUR MAIL BY AIR SO THAT THERE IS NEVER A BIRTHDAY WISH MISSED OR A COUNCIL TAX BILL LATE TO THE DOORSTEP. THEY ONLY EVER STEAL THE ODD PACKAGE BUT AS THEY SAY - PERKS OF THE JOB.
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PUG REMEMBERENCE DAY
OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL THE FAMILY MEMBERS OF PUG SERVICEMEN LOST IN THE GREAT WAR. LET US HOPE THAT OUR CLOSEST ALLIES - PUG KIND - ARE NEVER FORCED TO ENTER INTO SUCH A BLOODY CONFLICT IN THE FUTURE.
HONKY HONKY BARK!
FEELING GOOSED
USING THE TERM GOOSED TO DESCRIBE THAT YOU ARE TIRED IS OFFENSIVE TO GOOSE-KIND AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. AS SUCH, WE HAVE JOINED TOGETHER WITH INTERNET HACKERS GROUP ANONY-GOOSE TO TAKE DOWN ANY WEBSITES WHICH CONTINUE TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES IN A PREJUDICE MANNER. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Sunday, 29 January 2012
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU'RE A TRUE GOOSE
HERE IS SOME INFORMATION TAKEN FROM WIKIPEDIA TO HELP WITH A LITTLE THING I LIKE TO CALL SELF-GOOSING. REMEMBER ONLY THROUGH SELF REFLECTION CAN ONE TRULY KNOW IF THEY ARE GOOSE OR FOE.
True geese
There are three living genera of true geese: Anser, grey geese, including the domesticated goose and the Swan Goose; Chen, white geese (often included in Anser); and Branta, black geese, such as the Canada goose.
Two genera of "geese" are only tentatively placed in the Anserinae; they may belong to the shelducks or form a subfamily on their own: Cereopsis, the Cape Barren Goose, and Cnemiornis, the prehistoric New Zealand Goose.
Either these or, more probably, the goose-like Coscoroba Swan is the closest living relative of the true geese.
Fossils of true geese are hard to assign to genus; all that can be said is that their fossil record, particularly inNorth America, is dense and comprehensively documents many different species of true geese that have been around since about 10 million years ago in the Miocene. The aptly named Anser atavus (meaning "Great-great-great-grandfather goose") from some 12 million years ago had even more plesiomorphies in common with swans. In addition, there are some goose-like birds known from subfossil remains found on the Hawaiian Islands.
Geese are monogamous, living in permanent pairs throughout the year; however, unlike most other permanently monogamous animals, they are territorial only during the short nesting season. Paired geese are more dominant and feed more, two factors that result in more young.[2]
SUPPORTING GEESE IN A VERY DELICATE WAY
WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT GEESE THROUGH THICK AND THIN. SHOW YOUR SUPPORT BY FOLLOWING THIS BLOG AND POSTING AS MANY IMAGES OF GEESE BEING STRONG FOR THE CAUSE!
AND ALSO I LOVE YOU. HONKY HONKY QUACK.
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