*THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MALKY SPLACTCH WHO SADLY DIED WHILE MICROWAVING BEANS. RIP MAL.
Wednesday, 29 February 2012
SECURITY MOTION
A HIGHLY TRAINED UNIT OF GEESE HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH INFILTRATING THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT WITH THE PREMISES OF HIGHLIGHTING ANY SECURITY FLAWS WHICH COULD LEAD TO BRITAIN'S MUCH LOVED AND REVERED POLITICIANS COMMING TO HARM. HEAD OF SECURITY MALKY SPLACTCH STATED, "ANY INJURY FROM SLIGHT BRUISING OF THE KNEE ALL THE WAY TO BUMP ON THE OLD ONION COULD IMPAIR A POLITICIANS THINKING ABILITIES BY UP TO 12.3456745456%. BY HAVING PARLIAMENT ATTACKED RANDOMLY AND SOMETIMES IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT BY HEAVILY ARMED AND SOMEWHAT CRAZED FOWL, WE HOPE TO AVOID ANY DANGER IN THE FUTURE".
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
AFTER THE BATTLE COMES THE SPOILS
THE GANG AT SUPPORT THE GOOSE HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR A MONTH AS WE WERE SCREENED FOR RADIOACTIVE PILES. LETS JUST SAY WE WONT BE EATING THE BREAD WE FIND DISCARDED IN BARRELS MARKED "DON'T TOUCH YOU SILLY CUNTS" IN THE FUTURE.
HERE IS A PICTURE OF GAVIN GOOSETON DURING HIS CHEMO!
Sunday, 5 February 2012
Saturday, 4 February 2012
Friday, 3 February 2012
GOOSE SHIKARI
WE WILL SING AS ONE IN SOLIDARITY
WE WILL SWIM TOGETHER
NO LONGER TREADING WATER
WE'RE FLOWING WITH THE TIDE
Thursday, 2 February 2012
E=MC GOOSE
GEESE HAVE BEEN GIVEN A BAD PRESS BY THE MEDIA FOR NOT HAVING A GOOD INTELLECT BUT THAT IS JUST ALL HEARSAY AND PIFFLE. HERE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE GEARS IN A GOOSES HEAD GOING LIKE MERCILESS THUNDER.
"I AM DOING A DIFFICULT SUM IN MY HEAD"
Wednesday, 1 February 2012
LAND OF THE FREE - HOME OF THE GOOSE
IT WOULD SEEM THAT THE FRONT RUNNER FOR THE U.S. REPUBLICAN NOMINATIONS IN TEXAS IS IN FACT A GOOSE. WE AT SUPPORT THE GOOSE ARE PROUD OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE THE FIRST VICTORY FOR GOOSE-KIND IN POLITICS. OUR SOURCES HAVE INDICATED THAT THE GOOSE HAS BEEN SO SUCCESSFUL DUE TO HIS FEATHERED CHARM AND TOWERING INTELLECT OVER HIS AMERICAN OPPONENTS.
*SOAR YOU BEAUTIFUL BEASTS!
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