Friday, 2 March 2012

MAKING CONTACT


FINALLY THE DAY HAS COME WHEN THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED OF GOOSE-KIND CAN SHAKE OF THE IMPRACTICALITY OF SHORT SIGHTED-NESS. AS OF TODAY ALL GEESE WILL BE OFFERED A PAIR OF SEERS FREE ON THE G.H.S. HERE IS BERNEARD MC-GOOSEKACK MODELLING A RATHER SHARP STYLE OF EYE WINDOWS.



*WHAT A HANDSOME SPECIMEN!

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

SECURITY MOTION

A HIGHLY TRAINED UNIT OF GEESE HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH INFILTRATING THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT WITH THE PREMISES OF HIGHLIGHTING ANY SECURITY FLAWS WHICH COULD LEAD TO BRITAIN'S MUCH LOVED AND REVERED POLITICIANS COMMING TO HARM. HEAD OF SECURITY MALKY SPLACTCH STATED, "ANY INJURY FROM SLIGHT BRUISING OF THE KNEE ALL THE WAY TO BUMP ON THE OLD ONION COULD IMPAIR A POLITICIANS THINKING ABILITIES BY UP TO 12.3456745456%. BY HAVING PARLIAMENT ATTACKED RANDOMLY AND SOMETIMES IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT BY HEAVILY ARMED AND SOMEWHAT CRAZED FOWL, WE HOPE TO AVOID ANY DANGER IN THE FUTURE".


*THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MALKY SPLACTCH WHO SADLY DIED WHILE MICROWAVING BEANS. RIP MAL.

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

AFTER THE BATTLE COMES THE SPOILS

THE GANG AT SUPPORT THE GOOSE HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR A MONTH AS WE WERE SCREENED FOR RADIOACTIVE PILES. LETS JUST SAY WE WONT BE EATING THE BREAD WE FIND DISCARDED IN BARRELS MARKED "DON'T TOUCH YOU SILLY CUNTS" IN THE FUTURE.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF GAVIN GOOSETON DURING HIS CHEMO!


Friday, 3 February 2012

Thursday, 2 February 2012

GOOSE TAX

TAKING FROM THE RICH TO GIVE TO THE POOR

E=MC GOOSE

GEESE HAVE BEEN GIVEN A BAD PRESS BY THE MEDIA FOR NOT HAVING A GOOD INTELLECT BUT THAT IS JUST ALL HEARSAY AND PIFFLE. HERE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE GEARS IN A GOOSES HEAD GOING LIKE MERCILESS THUNDER.


"I AM DOING A DIFFICULT SUM IN MY HEAD"

Wednesday, 1 February 2012

LAND OF THE FREE - HOME OF THE GOOSE


IT WOULD SEEM THAT THE FRONT RUNNER FOR THE U.S. REPUBLICAN NOMINATIONS IN TEXAS IS IN FACT A GOOSE. WE AT SUPPORT THE GOOSE ARE PROUD OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE THE FIRST VICTORY FOR GOOSE-KIND IN POLITICS. OUR SOURCES HAVE INDICATED THAT THE GOOSE HAS BEEN SO SUCCESSFUL DUE TO HIS FEATHERED CHARM AND TOWERING INTELLECT OVER HIS AMERICAN OPPONENTS.



*SOAR YOU BEAUTIFUL BEASTS!

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

EXTRA-GOOSE-IAL

A PAIR OF LOVE GEESE HAVE RECENTLY BEEN SPOTTED CIRCULATING MARS. SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED TO HOW OBJECTS WITH SUCH A LOW DENSITY CAN BE ORBITING THE RED PLANET AT SUCH A DISTANCE. AFTER AT LEAST 2 AND 1/2 MINUTES ONE OF THE SCIENTISTS INVOLVED DECLARED THAT AS THIS EVENT IS A SCIENTIFIC ANOMALY AND AS THERE IS A RECESSION ON, THEY COULD'NT - AND I QUOTE - "GIVE A RATS RIGHT ARSE CHEEK". STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION.




HONKY HONKY QUACK!

TRANS-GOOSE-UAL

AS THE TRANSFER DEADLINE DRAWS TO A CLOSE WE ARE YET TO SEE A CLUB SIGN A TOP FLIGHT GOOSE. WHEN WILL THE F.A. REALISE HOW MUCH OF A CONTRIBUTION GEESE HAVE MADE TO COMPETITIVE SPORT IN THE UK?

HONKY HONKY QUACK!



*A COUPLE OF THE LADS WARMING-UP.

Monday, 30 January 2012

OOOO HELLO

LOOK AT THAT WIGGLE

LOOK LOOK LOOK

LOOK HOW KNACKERED OUT THIS GOOSE IS!

ALWAYS TIP YOUR POST-GOOSE AT CHRISTMAS

THEY SPEND 876 DAYS A YEAR DELIVERING YOUR MAIL BY AIR SO THAT THERE IS NEVER A BIRTHDAY WISH MISSED OR A COUNCIL TAX BILL LATE TO THE DOORSTEP. THEY ONLY EVER STEAL THE ODD PACKAGE BUT AS THEY SAY - PERKS OF THE JOB.

HONKY HONKY QUACK!

PUG REMEMBERENCE DAY

OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL THE FAMILY MEMBERS OF PUG SERVICEMEN LOST IN THE GREAT WAR. LET US HOPE THAT OUR CLOSEST ALLIES - PUG KIND - ARE NEVER FORCED TO ENTER INTO SUCH A BLOODY CONFLICT IN THE FUTURE.

HONKY HONKY BARK!


FEELING GOOSED

USING THE TERM GOOSED TO DESCRIBE THAT YOU ARE TIRED IS OFFENSIVE TO GOOSE-KIND AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. AS SUCH, WE HAVE JOINED TOGETHER WITH INTERNET HACKERS GROUP ANONY-GOOSE TO TAKE DOWN ANY WEBSITES WHICH CONTINUE TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES IN A PREJUDICE MANNER. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

HONKY HONKY QUACK!!!

Sunday, 29 January 2012

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU'RE A TRUE GOOSE

HERE IS SOME INFORMATION TAKEN FROM WIKIPEDIA TO HELP WITH A LITTLE THING I LIKE TO CALL SELF-GOOSING. REMEMBER ONLY THROUGH SELF REFLECTION CAN ONE TRULY KNOW IF THEY ARE GOOSE OR FOE.

True geese

Canada Geese on Spokane River, Washington.

There are three living genera of true geese: Anser, grey geese, including the domesticated goose and the Swan Goose; Chen, white geese (often included in Anser); and Branta, black geese, such as the Canada goose.

Geese on Lake Lawtonka.

Two genera of "geese" are only tentatively placed in the Anserinae; they may belong to the shelducks or form a subfamily on their own: Cereopsis, the Cape Barren Goose, and Cnemiornis, the prehistoric New Zealand Goose.

Either these or, more probably, the goose-like Coscoroba Swan is the closest living relative of the true geese.

Fossils of true geese are hard to assign to genus; all that can be said is that their fossil record, particularly inNorth America, is dense and comprehensively documents many different species of true geese that have been around since about 10 million years ago in the Miocene. The aptly named Anser atavus (meaning "Great-great-great-grandfather goose") from some 12 million years ago had even more plesiomorphies in common with swans. In addition, there are some goose-like birds known from subfossil remains found on the Hawaiian Islands.

Geese are monogamous, living in permanent pairs throughout the year; however, unlike most other permanently monogamous animals, they are territorial only during the short nesting season. Paired geese are more dominant and feed more, two factors that result in more young.[2]

PROUDLY MARCHING ON



MAJESTIC!!!

SUPPORTING GEESE IN A VERY DELICATE WAY

WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT GEESE THROUGH THICK AND THIN. SHOW YOUR SUPPORT BY FOLLOWING THIS BLOG AND POSTING AS MANY IMAGES OF GEESE BEING STRONG FOR THE CAUSE!

AND ALSO I LOVE YOU. HONKY HONKY QUACK.